Reasons I'm Not A Cool Teenager Part 1

I didn't play with Barbies. Or any of those dolls that allow you to give them makeovers with play makeup or by cutting their hair. As a result, I'm a horribly offensive looking person who has suffered a series of bad haircuts. Probably because I have no skills in cosmetology.
I don't know where I was when other girls were playing with Barbies...most likely off watching the X-files. Ahh...Fox Mulder. sigh.